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That’s a funny way of spelling “to eat so he’d become more virile”.
One hell off a pegging he gets with that
I think this is just what happens when republican men don’t feel like they can be bisexual.
Look, usually I am just as much “fuck trump” as anyone else l, but seriously, how many of you would honestly just let a perfectly good racoon penis go to waste?
Wakes up
I should open up Lemmy while I make coffee
Sees this travesty of a headline
Well, back to bed for me!
That doesn’t bother me at all. I come from a biologist family, and this is unusual, but not morally wrong, and it speaks to curiosity. Unfortunately, his curiosity didn’t extend to developing a working understanding of science or biology, and he turned into a conspiracy theorist with a complete lack of self-criticism.
So now, instead of becoming a scientist, he’s destroying the practice of science in the USA.
hes totally in the pseudoscience. even someone with a science background isnt going around cutting off dead animals penises. he also chose the animal with the most dangerous pathogens too.
what does it take for a person get institutionalized
Well if you’re a Kennedy, then a having a vagina and an interest in boys will get you a lobotomy…
well thank God for having a penis and a worm instead, and only an interest in collecting carcasses in whole or part
theres none for worms.
this guy that plays with animal corpses is going to grow up one day to be a serial killer.
I keep thinking about that guy that had to shutter his political career because of one awkward yell at a campaign rally. Or Al Franken. How did we get from there to here?
Don’t forget Al “I invented the Internet” Gore. What actually happened was: Al Gore as a young senator was shown ARPANET, the precursor to the Internet. He then wrote the High Performance Computing Act of 1991 which led to the creation of the Internet as we know it today. During the 2000 presidential election cycle, he gave an interview in which he stated that he “took the initiative in creating the Internet” – a perfectly reasonable claim that went unremarked upon at the time. Months later, Bush advisor Karl Rove dug up the interview and orchestrated a smear campaign through which Gore was supposed to have claimed to have “invented the Internet” and the rest is history.
Democrats do not sabotage their careers by yelling weirdly or being photographed with their tiny heads sticking out of tanks. They are assassinated (just politically, usually) by a savage and ruthless enemy.
Imagine being 18 years old and this kind of insanity is all you’ve ever known.
My heart breaks for Zoomers and younger.
I wish I could find the video but I could swear I saw an interview with Dean admitting it wasn’t actually the scream that ended his campaign but instead was more traditional reasons like polling numbers. The media just sensationalized the scream. It may have been a daily show interview but i can
'tdefinitively say.[edit] found it right around the 5:30 mark he explains the reasoning.
AND WERE GOONG TO WHITE HOUSE ! HEYAAH
Fucking classic
Honestly I’d give my left testicle to even have John McCain back in office. I didn’t like that guy but atleast when he talked about Obama he said something like “no he’s not a Muslim and he’s not going to ruin the country. He’s a fine man we just disagree “
Or something like that.
I’d trade trump for McCain right now if it was an option.
So I agree WTF happened to politics! They aren’t even trying to be shady anymore.
We know the government doesn’t have aliens now atleast because trump would have announced it, say he found them, and name the species after himself.
Trump told a lot of stupid, hateful people that their bigotry and ignorance weren’t merely justified, they were righteous in their beliefs
He told them that their hatred made them better than the people they fear
He promised them that he would hurt the people they dislike, and they’re hoping that they’ll get to hurt them too
And too many people in the US are stupid, ignorant, afraid and full of hatred
It was a different time back then.
It has been said that in times of trouble, the arts flourish. I don’t know how true that is, but of all the tributes I’ve seen to the batshit crazy that is RFK Jr, I think our own @[email protected] has captured RFK Jr’s true self best in the most fitting artistic memorialization I’ve seen yet:
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
This wins the Not the Onion gold medal
Oddly introspective
I suppose while doing weird things is a wonderful time to notice it’s a pattern for your family.
RFK thinks cutting a raccoon penis makes him like Leonardo da Vinci but it actually makes him more like Buffalo Bill.
Please don’t disparage Bill’s good name like that.
Any penis can be detachable if you put in the work. Detachable Peeenis
/seriously though, wtf
I think the implication in the song is that it was detachable more than once.
Reattachable penis
Łook who didn’t pay attention at the glue factory
It was me
Hey, this isn’t the YMCA
Listen here young man
There’s no need to feel down !
I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.
Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.
Wait, that sentence has been said before?
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TOTALLY NORMAL.
WE’VE ALL HAD HOLIDAYS LIKE THAT.
TOTALLY REGULAR URGE TO KEEP THE PENISES OF ROADKILL FOR CLOSER STUDY LATER.
We won’t know if it was killed on the road until we examine its penis.
What kinda Jeffrey Dahmer bullshit is this?
