Made me think of wolves and sheep.

“Yes, please, give me fewer options.”

- Nobody

I’ve been saying this almost my whole life

Take it from me guys, Donald is not evil, nor is he exhibiting signs of mental decline. And it’s definitely not both of those things! He’s just uhh… Too funny. Yeah, that’s it! You didn’t get it. You’re the problem here.

The worm is alive and it craves nasty bushmeat

Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled…

“Whale brain chunks”

“Bear brain chunks”

“Raccoon dick”

Don’t threaten me with a good time

And if you follow there may

Be a tomorrow but if

The offer’s shunned

You might as well be walking on the Sun

I’m a mirror, you can eskimo-kiss yourself only on the eyes

At least once every couple years, it seems

1. Distribute “Fuck Charlie Kirk” t-shirts
2. Go to the conservative speaking engagement in said shirts
3. Watch their heads spin when they can’t figure out if they’re supposed to make you leave or make you stay

The GOP is going to continue pushing anti-American legislation. At least in this case they’re not pretending otherwise with some subversive name for it.

Ok but like hear me out ok alright so like they LAUNCH from LAND like EVERY time never water alright ok so like how come they never LAND ON THE L A N D right ya feel me rips bong it’s like the water isn’t like you know like the land right snores

I like that this approach identifies what the product is, instead of what it isn’t.

iHeartRadio uses the sound of a heartbeat plus the phrase “Guaranteed human” at the start and end of a bunch of their podcasts. I know what they mean, but I do wonder if the majority of listeners will understand that they mean “No AI.”