This is just “protect the children” in a different form. Could it be used to stop drunk drivers? Sure, maybe. Is that the motivation? Hell no.

Rockapella would like a word.

If you’re not getting it, you’re simply not slopping hard enough. Slop is streets ahead in terms of terms.

Sure as shit isn’t degenerate gambling, I know that much.

Likewise!

I wish I knew. Some people like Facebook Dating, and it’s still at least “free,” but I’ve personally made it my goal to meet people in-person and, to that end, I’ve been (gently) rejected twice in the last few weeks. Trying to put myself out there though, which has its own thrill.

It’s gotten really, really bad, you’re not missing much. It’s borderline useless and all about getting you to pay out the ass for “premium features.”

I miss old-school OKCupid. Fuck Match Group.

Not to sound old-fashioned, but I wish Dory wouldn’t flaunt it so, all the goods hanging out for the world to see.

Okay, send me the login details for your checking account and I’ll post the money directly to your account.

lol

Had a girl do this to me. I was still skeptical even as she was doing it. Then I guess I wasn’t.

I’m gonna do all of 'em. Except #16.

🇰🇪 believe this 🇮🇱!?

The worst are actually rides with stops. Uber likes to lose track of time and/or pay nothing for the wait and/or make it hard to cancel when people decide to do their weekly grocery run.

Honestly, their skin isn’t even that cold. People like to be dramatic.

“Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me.”

• Literally Jesus

I stand with the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers, the Hearsts. The Illuminati. God love 'em. Good people.

You get used to it. Hang in there, I promise it gets better/easier.

Pretty sure that just creates a new dick.

It was never the same after they rebranded from Kanner’s Syndrome v0.1.