• 6stringringer@lemmy.zip
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    15 days ago

    He has a torture shed in some remote location. No proof but wouldn’t be surprised the slightest.

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      15 days ago

      Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled…

      “Whale brain chunks”

      “Bear brain chunks”

      “Raccoon dick”