You can get charged with assault on a police officer if a cop slips and falls while trying to assault you.

If you’re not a Catholic, you might not understand how fucked up it is for Vance to stand there and call the Pope wrong about theology.

By definition, the Pope is right about religion. If he changes his mind tomorrow, he was right then and he is right now.

The equivalent would be if I became a Buddhist and then told the current Dalai Lama he was doing it wrong. Or maybe if I became a Hindu and then insisted that, actually, cheeseburgers are fuckin’ awesome.

No joke, Vance is like two more dumbass statements away from being excommunicated.

I’d pay the $70 or even $100 for a AAA title…if it released complete, relatively bug-free, and didn’t try to soak me with microtransactions and subscriptions.

But that’s not what’s they’re selling.

He named the raccoon’s penis “iceberg”?

Oh, come on.

Any game with a sufficiently sized community will also have, as part of that community, enough nerds to run private servers if need be.

Hell, WoW is 20 years old and still has to sue to shut down private servers. There’s plenty of ways to make this happen.

Let’s not pretend that the bright people skip MENSA to join the Federalist Society.

There’s a reason Trump switched parties to run for President, and it wasn’t because he wanted to target the best and brightest. He wanted rubes and he got them.

LOL TRY AND ENFORCE IT, YA MALIGNANT CUNTS.

He posted it on Easter for the eastern half of Christianity.

This wasn’t an accident. He’s just a fucking liar and too big a pussy to ever admit a mistake.

Can he take Trump to his next heart doctor checkup?

Fighter for liberty?

That bitch didn’t even fight for his wife.

Let’s be grateful that we’re not judged in groups.

The extra fucked-up part is that they posted this on Easter for Eastern Orthodox Christians.

You can’t say it was an accident and he was supposed to be a doctor when you post him as Jesus on Jesus’s fucking holiday.