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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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An all-new book revealed private journals that detail a series of unusual and personal incidents from Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s life, including an absurd scenario involving raccoon genitalia
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    Tom Green humped a dead moose. Does that qualify him to be the surgeon general?

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      Tom Green would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

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        The dead moose would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

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        Too bad he lives in a cabin in the woods away from the world crazies, he’s got the right idea. Also he’s Canadian so yea fuck the usa

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          Who knows, America might end up getting taken over by Canada after Trump runs it into the ground.

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            Don’t threaten me with a good time

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      Did he penetrate or dry hump?

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        Yes

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          Porky no lost dose?

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          No, which

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