Alfred Nobel created dynamite along with many other deadly explosives
On his death bed he created the Nobel peace prize.
Is Henry Shrapnel related to John Sucking Chest Wound?
I think he’s closer to his great aunt’s side, you know the Fragmentations?
In 1814, the British Government recognized Shrapnel’s contribution by awarding him £1,200 (£82,600 in 2025) a year for life.[5] Bureaucracy, however, prevented him from receiving the full benefit of this award
Didn’t even get rich off it like alfred nobel, just did it for his love of killing Frenchmen.
Sounds like a dick
That’s what they said about another inventor, John Dildo.
Helluva family legacy you’ve created there, Henry.
Fuck this guy.
Yes! Fuck that guy!
I’m reminded of an old army joke:
“Hey sarge, what should I do if I step on a landmine?”
“That’s easy, private-- jump in the air and scatter yourself in to a hundred pieces.”
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And the bobsled was invented by Robert S. Ledd. He was roomates in college with James Nasium.
Good ol Jim!
He always had the smoothest floors.
And the French Tickler was invented by Jacques Littledick.
Jaques Petitcoq was his name you anglo-sized it.
you anglo-sized it.
How big is an anglo?
Depends on if it is SAE or Imperial.
I’m sure someone was bound to come up with it eventually anyway, but fuck that guy.
Henry Shrapnel, who was good friends with John Grenade.
You mean Hans Grenade, and they were on opposite sides of the trenches.
He changed his name after the war to sound less German.
This is some warhammer 40k naming convention shit
Arsehole.
That was a different guy, Lt. Colonel Arsehole, who invented the Anus. Until then, all humans were full of shit, not like the enlightened humans of the 21st century.
He settled in Athol, NY, which used to be near the town of Dildo, but they moved it to Newfoundland.
