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Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Friendly reminder that women don't exist!!
5·16 hours agoIf you observe the diagram you’ll see that the clit is highlighted in red, it is located in a spider hole about 6 feet beneath the desert with an electric fan and hidden entrance wait fuck that’s not a clit it’s Saddam goddamn Hussein!
Hey guys whatever you do, don’t read Burning Rage of A Dying Planet by Craig Rosebraugh, or Earth Liberation Front by Leslie James Pickering, don’t watch Battle in Seattle, or If A Tree Falls or How To Blow Up A Pipeline or Battle of Algiers or The Baader-Meinhoff Complex, and definitely don’t search for “Abu Khabbab al Misri filetype:pdf”
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Late Stage Capitalism@lemmy.world•Nearly 40% of Americans have less than $500 in cash savings, survey shows
3·21 hours agoLiquid assets? Like my Tupperware full of gasoline?
Disorderly conduct with intent to do damage to private property. Misdemeanors both.
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Open Source@lemmy.ml•Original Apollo 11 code open-sourced by NASA — original Command Module and Lunar Module code repos are now public domain resources
4·1 day agoNo dependencies, no frameworks, no visual studio shenanigans. No mean forum posts.
Sounds like coding heaven to me.
If the second fleet to Sydney had lost one more ship, the whole colony would have died of starvation and the British would have redirected their efforts to a tiny island north of New Zealand instead of trying to make Australia viable.
And the Sioux? Give them law degrees
The stomach and heart both have neurons in them.
Replace cookie monster with Philomena cunk and the picture stays the same
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prisonEnglish
12·2 days agoWhat are you doing, step-bruv?!
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prisonEnglish
58·2 days agoOi bruv where’s yer wanking loicense?!
“Aborigines of Sydney Cove, I know you can’t understand me but this is called a howitzer and you’re gonna want some earplugs.”
our boyfriend
Everyone’s a camgirl, only some people know
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•France Launches Government Linux Desktop Plan as Windows Exit BeginsEnglish
0·6 days agoSomeone way better at editing gifs than me should edit the 5th element “We’re sending somebody in to negotiate!” Scene to have tux superimposed over Bruce Willis



Back in my day the blockchain was a chainwith one end embedded in a block of concrete. It was our favourite toy.