Back in my day the blockchain was a chainwith one end embedded in a block of concrete. It was our favourite toy.

Using snap or Flatpack?

If you observe the diagram you’ll see that the clit is highlighted in red, it is located in a spider hole about 6 feet beneath the desert with an electric fan and hidden entrance wait fuck that’s not a clit it’s Saddam goddamn Hussein!

Hey guys whatever you do, don’t read Burning Rage of A Dying Planet by Craig Rosebraugh, or Earth Liberation Front by Leslie James Pickering, don’t watch Battle in Seattle, or If A Tree Falls or How To Blow Up A Pipeline or Battle of Algiers or The Baader-Meinhoff Complex, and definitely don’t search for “Abu Khabbab al Misri filetype:pdf”

Liquid assets? Like my Tupperware full of gasoline?

Biggus Dickus

Disorderly conduct with intent to do damage to private property. Misdemeanors both.

No dependencies, no frameworks, no visual studio shenanigans. No mean forum posts.

Sounds like coding heaven to me.

Blaze it

If the second fleet to Sydney had lost one more ship, the whole colony would have died of starvation and the British would have redirected their efforts to a tiny island north of New Zealand instead of trying to make Australia viable.

And the Sioux? Give them law degrees

The stomach and heart both have neurons in them.

Replace cookie monster with Philomena cunk and the picture stays the same

What are you doing, step-bruv?!

Oi bruv where’s yer wanking loicense?!

“Aborigines of Sydney Cove, I know you can’t understand me but this is called a howitzer and you’re gonna want some earplugs.”

our boyfriend

Moon bears?

Everyone’s a camgirl, only some people know

Someone way better at editing gifs than me should edit the 5th element “We’re sending somebody in to negotiate!” Scene to have tux superimposed over Bruce Willis