Isn’t the Pope supposed to be the guy for Catholics, appointed to directly hear God’s voice on Earth, and spread it to the masses? And if that’s the case, aren’t all these faux-Christians disagreeing with him - like Vance - disagreeing with the very God they purport to worship?
We’re on our way to Mr Fusion, folks!
“And, for some reason, people are sitting nearby, masturbating!”
Not as painful as picking one off a tree!
Wait until you find out what they’re doing to you through your toilet seat!
But how many opportunities to quit do you get in life? Might as well go out with some style. Uh … that is 3-ply, isn’t it?
Somebody tell him Obama could hold his breath for 7 minutes …
I wish they’d come out and denounce him. You just know he’d have a tantrum and swear off McDonalds forever. But it would deprive him of something he truly enjoys in life, which he deserves, because he’s a cunt.
Yet the FBI don’t surveil Musk. I mean, even before Patel rendered it the Homer Simpson of alphabet agencies.
Imagine being the trucker.
“I didn’t remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!”
We get very few originals like Don Martin anymore.