Jason figured it out?! This is a new low.

Yes. 10% is a rookie CEO number.

Zuck needs to AI harder. If they’re so sure they don’t need expert help, why not prove it?

If you wanted to actually transform the world with tech in a way it’s not just superficial, you’d create task forces that sit together with specialist in each field of medical, construction, logistics, finance etc. give them 2 years to build prototypes and action plans.

I suspect they tried that, but specialists expect to be paid for their time, and expect their work to benefit the planet. Both seem to be hard stop deal breakers for the modern tech bro.

Let’s just be happy for the platform, also fuck Arch.

Lol! It’s the year of the Linux desktop! Let’s celebrate!

Weasely parasitic pile of dog shit?

Of course, at least dog shit comes from dogs. I like dogs.

Edit: I’ve also heard nice things about actual weasels. But mosquito-esque takes too long to say.

You may be right that you’ll never get better, but being a piece of shit is about choosing to do things that suck, not struggling to do your best and it not working.

Yes!

Besides, we all fuck up and do stupid shit, or bad shit, or lazy shit. I sure as fuck do my share. Find some forgiveness along the way.

Absolutely.

Oh, that’s okay.

There will always be more oil… Right? Uh…?

Lobbyists write checks to each sell-out traitor-to-democracy, in a balanced way.

Yes. It’s the same thing, except when I joined the market knowing fuck all about computers, while coding with my cute little BASIC commands; there wasn’t some tech bro asshole telling all the C programmers that their skills would no longer be required. Or at least he (implicated in Epstein files billionaire, Bill Gates) wasn’t saying it quite so loudly (as accused rapist billionaire Sam Altman).

Incidentally, I still work with that same C programmer, I’m still learning from them, but have since taught them a trick or two; and we both now charge sinful amounts of money for our time.

honestly there are build tools that could do that for me, I don’t need to buy tokens for that.

Yes. This is where every “have you tried Agentic AI?” conservation lands, for me.

They tell me I could pay daily, for worse results, to give up the bash script that has worked perfectly for five years. Oh, gee. Tell me more! Haha.

And, frankly, I’ve been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )

Welcome!

Has anyone invited you to try Linux yet? (I’m joking. But Linux is pretty great now. Let us know if you’re Linux curious…)

Edit: Also, we love Star Trek here, but we only fully agree on the old seasons and on Lower Decks.

Unless they’re a benevolent billionaire, obviously.

but that handful isn’t enough to actually force meaningful change or to prevent the worst from happening. :(

Yes. They’re allowing the planet to boil to avoid briefly inconveniencing idiot billionaires who believe they will science magic their way to Mars to escape.

We don’t need any more evidence that they’re worthless traitors to humanity. =/

Yes. They’re already pushing this narrative against GrapheneOS.

Yes. I suspect this is all because we successfully arrested Epstein.

They worry we won’t actually stand for their kidnapping and raping our kids, unless they strengthen their grip.

What might actually happen is AI will become clever enough to migrate everyone’s business to exisitng open source software solutions.

People are super excited to enjoy barf slop remixes of shards of exisitng open source programs.

If the AI gets smarter, it could start obtaining entire intact copies of those same programs.

And for free.

It’ll be life changing for some small businesses.

It will be life changing for Microsoft and Amazon as well, but for different reasons.

Absolutely everything in modern technology is rent seeking from people who really only need a free copy of Open Offfice Calc.

You going to prevent people from downloading open-source, noncompliant Linux from Asia or Europe?

That’s the real plan, I suspect.

Will the sysadmins in Congress need to verify their age to use a server?

Yes. Yes, they will.

The mechanical turk, the robot maids of the 70s, etc.

Yes.

But I’m a little sad that I still can’t buy a robot maid or butler.

I figured they would exist by now, for about the price of a vacuum.

I’m not demanding that they actually be any good. We could just program them to quote “The Jetsons” and do some simple vacuum pathing, or deliver a tray full of drinks.