I don’t get this, any other meth head who is not kid rock would do a better job.
Isn’t this against the Geneva convention?
From https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kid-rock-address-pentagon/
The image is real and U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared it on social media. However, the caption claiming Kid Rock addressed the Strait of Hormuz was fabricated, originating in an X post from a user who has shared fictional and humorous content.
Hold on, the image of kid rock standing at a podium with his mouth open in front of a microphone with a bunch of soldiers sitting listening is real, but kid rock didn’t talk to them?
I think it just wasn’t about the Straight in particular, though it may have been mentioned.
Strait, my friend — the straights are a different topic
Are the straights ok?
Robert “Kid Rock” Ritchie participated in multiple troop touches with service members and filmed videos for Memorial Day, America’s 250th birthday, and for his Freedom 250 tour. The visit provided an opportunity for Kid Rock to thank service members […] and recognize their continued sacrifice.
And I can’t imagine those Generals would attend that talk, except to suck up to Trump/Hegseth.
So still looks really pathetic and bad. But Kid Rock probably didn’t give them military advice about Hormuz.
The more time goes on, the more I’m convinced the Mayans were right and the world really did end in 2012. Everything since has been a slow decent into absurdism.
tHaNkS, oBaMa!!1
Kid Rock looks like a man who’s only allowed to see his kids every other weekend, but doesn’t.
This is more an indictment of your high ranking officers than of the Trump administration.
Look at those cowardly, servile lapdogs sitting there allowing themselves to be addressed in the Pentagon by Kid Rock.
I’d rather announce to the room that my explosive diarrhea is preventing me from attending and embarrassing myself than actually attending.
Idiocracy
In Idiocracy they actually valued an intelligent person and wanted him to lead them. We’re living through the prequel, we even have “ow, my balls” (jackass)

They have reach the idiocracy years ago.
Right now they are far beyond this line, and the humankind don’t have invented the word to describe this non existence of intelligence.
humankind don’t have invented the word
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Beautiful.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
How is babby formed?
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This is more than just being stupid its creating an actual philosophy and social movement that is ideologically opposed to intelligence as a concept.
They celebrate it, it’s horrible
Also, Idiocracy is Baby’s First Eugenics, with a large side dish of classist bullshit.
Seriously, everyone who likes that movie needs to go and watch it again without the rose tinted glasses. It’s a movie about how “intelligence” (a basically unquantifiable concept) is 100% genetic, and if we let the stupid people (portrayed in the movie using visual signifiers of the working class rather than, say, wealthy idiots like the Winklevoss Twins) breed too much civilization will collapse. This is literally some Ayn Rand “the stupid poors will be helpless without smart billionaires to guide them” nonsense. It’s Atlas Shrugged for stoned teenagers.
Do you want to know who was really, really into this idea that you needed to force more “smart” humans to have babies, for the good of civilization? Jeffery Epstein.
Another big fan? Elon Musk. That’s why he has, like, seventeen kids, all sex selected to be male. He genuinely thinks he’s improving the gene pool with his progeny.
Don’t Look Up.
Fully devolving into “random idiot’s opinion is better than expert analysis.”
We’re nearly at peak Idiocracy levels.
No we aren’t. We’re already past them.
In the UK some politician said “we are tired of listening to experts” or something.
Might hurt their feelings when experts contradict them.
I dunno, he seems like a pretty specific idiot.
From the crowd that says they don’t like when actors get political…
It’s just another game to these Hungry Hungry Hypocrites.
Jokes on you, I’m stealing that joke.
Idiocracy is real.
I haven’t seen idiocracy in a while, but do they ever talk about the world as a whole in that movie. Because it would be kind of funny if the world was thriving, while america just does idiocracy
This world is post-satire. The Onion can close shop.
I wanna see what they do with Infowars now that they’re buying it
This is insulting. Also, being forced to listen to Kid Rock speak on any topic is cruel and unusual punishment.
They should be lectured to by people with experience. Bring in Adult Rock.
Remember that the whole room is operating under orders.
Emperor Caligula planned to make his horse a consul. He also mocked the Praetorian guard, for example giving them watchwords which were intentionally insulting. It didn’t work out well for him.
Idiocracy was better
And not nearly as dumb
I’m curious what advice Mr. Kid Rock had for the admirals and generals.
Bawa dibba dibba dibba doo waa. Or something.
Up jump da boogie.
Prepare for war “all summer long”
How to be a cowboy
That’s like me telling someone how to be a cat.
bay bay
Unironically this.
How things have changed. My childhood best friend was my pastor’s son and I remember him sneakily buying Kid Rock’s “Devil Without A Cause” while on a church trip and hiding it because such music was considered demonic. Now Kid Rock is held up by the same people who populated my childhood church as an exemplar of conservative values or whatever? FOH














