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Pope weak on crime just killed me

GENUINELY the village idiot is the ruler of the world. It’s straight up like from some medieval Arabian folk tale or some shit

Can someone help give Humpty Dumpty a push off the ledge?

Do you stock janties?

Can I have one with everything.

“You can’t close the strait! I close the strait!”

I’M NOT BROKEN I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING! I’LL KILL SOMETHING SWEET AND CUDDLY I SWEAR!

I’m fine.

I’m fine.

💀

The US and the rest of the world has the same week. For the same reason.

Sir, is this a Wendys?

Yeah I mean sure the files and all but nuclear armageddon does, indeed, kind of take precedence of mind

How is this normal? How is ANY OF THIS NORMAL?

He closed the Strait of Hormuz twice.

But old tech was mesmerizing, luring you in like the song of a siren or some shit.

I’ll give you a pity upvote. There you go buddy.

I hang out on FARK btw, we should hang!

gen X. We used BBS forums, Usenet, then slashdot.

Yeah it’s weird but I get that exact feeling here sometimes. Some shit I get away with here would fly in the 90’s maybe early 00’s but def not on the mainstream socials. I find myself both pleasantly and worriedly surprised.

It keeps getting ruined. Now we’re here but I guess at some point we’ll migrate again. Nothing is permanent.

We are the trailblazing swarm of locusts.

Ah, thank you, comrade! Now I understand infectious disease of American imperialist culture better, spasiba.

You know, when politicians doth protest too much I begin to wonder why they doth.

As long as they don’t ban just vanilla incest porn we’re good, fellas.

The Coalition of the Geriatrically Sexless proclaim the following:

STRAIGHT to jail.

Every few years politicians throw a Victorian fit and demand to cover up flag poles or some shit