I drive perfectly though. No one drives better than me.

Making new friends is a commitment. People don’t have the energy for another commitment.

What if it starts with self love?

Isn’t Bernie independent?

Another movie pitch:

Due to management decision, a code freeze has been mandated to the main branch. 50 feature branches have accumulated waiting to be merged.

Management has now finally approved to lift the code freeze - but only for 24 hours. Will the poor engineering team manage to merge all feature branches in time?