I’d rather morge continvously
I am taking the network down at the office on this day. I have accidentally done it before and now I know how to do it again.
This summer - GIT OUT
Oh God damn you. Have your upvote and… you know the rest…
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I expected ‘git gud’
GIT GUD & GIT OUT.
https://www.openchaos.dev/#votes is kinda similar to, but weekly instead (voted for submissions that automatically get merged)
I thought this was programmer humor, not programmer horror
rm -rf * git add -A git commit -m "oops." rm -rf .git git init git add . git commit -m "bye." git push origin main --forcerm-ing.gitisn’t gonna work cuz you’ll have to re-add the remotes.Oh good point 🤦
So maybe instead, we can clear all local + remote branches and tags, create a blank branch, delete main, rename the blank branch to main, then delete .git
Although the OP says that we can merge anything, and we might not have access to mess with branches
Unironically I think this is my only shot at getting past our code debt.
Wdym you don’t like waiting 3 weeks for a code owner to approve a 1 line change?
“Just an FYI, you can add multiple people to code owners”
- Me, every week to that one guy
Another movie pitch:
Due to management decision, a code freeze has been mandated to the main branch. 50 feature branches have accumulated waiting to be merged.
Management has now finally approved to lift the code freeze - but only for 24 hours. Will the poor engineering team manage to merge all feature branches in time?
Here’s one for a TV show.
In 2022, a crack quality assurance team was made redundant by a CTO for a botched product launch they didn’t commit.
These men promptly escaped from a maximally unstable job market to the LinkedIn underground.
Today, still wanted by recruiters, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a broken codebase, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the QA-team.
