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  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldThe bible
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    5 hours ago

    The Bible and Christians are more foreskin-focused, it’s a big deal with them. They cut off dozens of foreskins from their murder victims and present a bag of them for a wife! It’s crazy.

    They fucking love foreskins. Collecting, I mean, not the foreskins themselves. Those are bad. BAD. So cut those off every penis you can get your Christian hands on, and save them up in a bag, just like Jesus said.

    (all things mentioned above are theologically correct)