I never get why people do not understand satire, neither on twitter nor here. Its so on the nose you cant possibly think they are not aware of what they comment on… It is satire… right…?

Grok is this satire
@[email protected] is this satire
No grok here, only gork
[email protected] is this satire?
What about mork?
I wasn’t sure until I looked up the dude’s other posts. There are way too many people on twitter who wouldn’t see the irony in doing this
Need to correct outweighs the need to engage.
What why to understand?
I hate when brain faster than hands typing or maybe its just really really slow :(
Why is the response never included in these?
Probably because it wasn’t funny. These LLMs lack the wit of Cleverbot.
Probably right. But I’m still interested in it’s response. But not interested enough to go to twitter and try it.
Oh well
You could look for it on XCancel.
Someone else shared a link using that. Good suggestion
oh man Cleverbot, I haven’t thought about that in ages
My hero
Heres the answer for anyone else curiousGrok
@grok
Mar 18
Replying to @AlanLevinovitz @KBucko7
The post quotes Dune (by Frank Herbert): men handed thinking to machines hoping for freedom, but it let other men (with machines) enslave them. Then Paul cites the Orange Catholic Bible: “Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a man’s mind.”“Herbert was cooking” = he crushed it with this. It’s from the Butlerian Jihad backstory—humanity rebelled against sentient machines, banning AI-like tech to preserve human potential. A timeless caution on tech dependence.
And then person actually says “thank you” to the LLM, and nothing was learned that day.
I am very sure that he’s joking given the tone of it and the fact that he’s a professor of philosophy
And then he asks grok to summarise and explain the book/series to him. Which made me horrified, but then I remembered I have never read the dune books, just read bits from wikis and seen the films.
Now I don’t know what to feel. Oh right, there’s several types of books that I can’t fucking sit through because they are written like pretentious ass and deal with dense, dry topics, so I guess I wasn’t going to sit through that shit with or without wikis and AIs.
I’ve read other books, and then read the fucking wikis. I guess for somethings and some contexts you just need the abridged version.
If you disagree, feel free to go read “Infinite Jest”, “Godel Escher and Bach”, and “Crime and Punishment”, then get back to me on this topic.
I’ve read about half of one of those books. Feel free to guess.
A summarization of the Dune series would be a novella by itself.
Depends on how detailed and respectful they wanted to be of the original material. Lawerence of Arab in Space where a young lord abuses a artificial prophecy to gain control of a planet, unleashing universal jihad where billions die isn’t far off.
It does leave out some of the interesting bits, like when one of his ancestors turns into a worm, marries his sister and gets another man to fuck her, since he’s no longer able to do so.
And then resurrects his dad’s best friend over and over until the guy kills him.
The books do get… weird.
I’ll just watch the movies, thank 💪
The six hours you’ve watched so far is just an abridged version of the first book.
Yeah, a lot like a summary?
I thought Dune was good. I read it while I was in middle-school and thought it was engrossing. I also read a lot of Arthur C. Clarke back then, but I guess some people don’t like his style. I tried reading Godel, Escher, Bach as a young adult, and yeah, I maybe finished half.
I read the first one a few times as a kid (I was really into scifi). Then I read the second one and it put me off checking out the rest of the series.
I must be a weirdo because I ripped through all of Frank Herbert’s dune books then went on to read his other stuff like The Whipping Star, Dosadi Experiment, and White Plague.
that guy writes shit that excites my neurons.
Sure would be nice if sci-fi writers who warn us of how we’re heading towards dystopia would be wrong a bit more often.
We get the dystopia but not the future sight psychedelics. Fucking whack.
you literally lived through the era of buying research chemicals , which were literally described in Transmetropolitan[1], through “the silk road” an encrypted exchange that sold drugs using cryptocurrency.
What fucking future sight psychedelics were you missing?
[1] Transmet describes drugs that circumvent drugs laws that exist for hours before they are banned. Research chemicals are drugs that mimic more famous ones but are legally distrinct from them, that get banned sooner or later.
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Ones that turn my eyes blue and allow for prophetic navigation between the stars dawg.
you’ll get them right when you get the magic beans
Classic Lemming, always bring the conversation back to beans.
Those ones are kinda expensive and you probably want a Sherpa for your first time.
sherma silksong?

Well I for one think the torment nexus will be a swell thing once completed. Will it torment some peoples digital consciousnesses for aeons? Sure, but think of the upsides!
Sure would be nice if we were literate and critical enough to not justcopy their narratives and build the fucking torment nexus every time.
I just hope nobody rips off the Culture, they would get so rich and we’d all be forced to admit how much smarter they are.
Lol, they dont read utopian fiction. What are they, nerds?
“what should I understand”
we’re cooked
@grok explain whoosh in this context
Nah you just don’t get it.
@grok please explain
You mean that we need to go deeper?

Why else are they pushing AI down our throats?
$$$$$$$$
AI is Heroin. They want as many addicts as possible.
Isn’t AI burning through money at an unprecedented rate
Biggest tech companies on earth are having to pay each other with future promises just to make this workbingo, ding ding ding.
They then proceeded with the enslaving, sans computer.
He used religion and privilege instead. It’s almost as if Herbert had a bone to pick with more than one thing.
…and the constant war for natural resources.
The spice must flow.
I don’t know how anyone can have lived in the world built by the goals of business leaders and decide they will suddenly have different goals if we just empower them even more…
That is prescient.
Right? This motherfucker died in 1986. Pretty sure he wrote that in the 50s.
Early '60s, actually.
E.M. Forster wrote The Machine Stops in 1909…
Thanks for the recommendation.
I’d heard of Forster, but never made the time. After reading the first few pages of The Machine Stops it looks interesting. The hyper drive for ‘efficiency’, presented as rational but leading to absurdities I think fits our times and the dissatisfaction with Classical and Neoliberal economic policies, likely the culture war driven faux-Christian morality of many as well.
I think its time to have a look at Forster more carefully. He was involved in the Bloomsbury Set, which is where I’d heard of him before.
It’s a great story. Been awhile since I read it but IIRC it even has a bit about the society coddled by the machines deciding that primary sources are considered less valuable than the commentary that others make about those sources. It’s like if online commentary was somehow better than books.
The Machine Stops
dude this is a banger, thanks!
It doesn’t look like anything to me.
dolores will remember your decision
Maybe humanity should learn from this and start the Butlerian Jihad before AI gets too powerful?
Luckily LLM’s don’t actually think, but the amount of people willing to replace their own thoughts with fancy answering machines is kinda creepy though. So if we ever managed machines that actually think, we should definitely remember this, yeah.
LLMs have been around for awhile. I had a temp job working on an LLM 7 years ago. It was always referred to as an “LLM” or “machine learning”. I never once saw or heard anybody calling it “artificial intelligence” or “AI”. This rebranding is to convince people that it’s something completely new and that it’s capable of doing things that it can’t do.
Too bad baby Herbert rendered Butlerian Jihad into a Terminator story… a generational L for sci-fi.
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