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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • krisevol@lemmus.org
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    But half of those problems are caused by Democrats (the rubble part) and everyone is paying to see the cage fighting part.

    I don’t think Hilary understands what people want.

  • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip
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    The WhiteTrashHouse

  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    Unfortunately stuff like this is why some people don’t vote for Democrats.

    A lot of them don’t know what a metaphor is so regular talk like this makes them feel stupid.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      Is that such a bad thing? That’s exactly how they should feel.

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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        Yep,

        I used to think that with better information, stupid people would be able to make better choices

        Now, I just want to sterilise them, and I know how bad that sounds…

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    Why can’t we make an American Political memes community and shove all these fucking Americans in it

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    You don’t do this if you thought you’d have to move out after 4 years.

    • krisevol@lemmus.org
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      The Democrat lawsuit is preventing construction. Not trump.

      • nickiwest@lemmy.world
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        Surely you jest.

        Donald Trump illegally ordered the demolition of part of a historical building that he occupies but (very importantly) does not own. His plan was to illegally build a replacement for the part he illegally tore down.

        Even as President of the United States, one is expected to follow the laws of the land. In this case, he broke laws about the preservation of historical buildings and landmarks. He seems to have thought that if he just went ahead and broke the law, nobody would stop him. This strategy has worked for him in the past.

        Democrats had to sue in order to make him stop breaking the law.

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      6 hours ago

      Between his age and his health, he shouldn’t be buying green bananas let alone take on multi-year projects.

      • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        Bro, have you ever eaten properly prepared green bananas? That shit is delicious.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          wait shit you just reminded me. I went to the tomato festival for the first time last year or the year before and had the best fried green tomatoes. which was great because the weather has been awful for tomatoes lately.

        • Lemmee@sh.itjust.works
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          Expand on this. How do you properly prepare a green banana?

          • vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Literally just eat them. Yellow bananas have “gone bad” in my house.

            Edit: to clarify you want like 50-75% green. Not completely green.

            • Goodeye8@piefed.social
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              You got robbed by yellow bananas? Man, that sucks.

          • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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            Carefully

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    A: I completely agree.
    B: Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit. You and your cronies are a big reason why we are where we are today.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      oh shit, i didn't look at who OP was.

    • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      She offered more of the same, ratchet effect Democrat policies.

    • architect@thelemmy.club
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      Well that’s why she’s busy pointing at it and not doing anything at all.

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        Can’t solve the problems if you need them to campaign in every election cycle

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        She was never given the chance. She didn’t pass the leftist purity test, so the they’re-the-same idiots elected the orange moron.

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          Purity testing is good, the only reason to object categorically to quality assurance is because you’re trying to sell something you know is contaminated

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    M orons

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    G utting

    A merica!

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      Mike Judge’s writing staff.

      • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        I understood that reference.

    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      Everyday we get closer

      • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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        Have you seen Idiocracy.wtf?

  • Planchette (he/him) @lemmy.world
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    Never forget that she’s the wife of Bill Clinton. She knows damn well that he’s in the Epstein files and is still with him 😡

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      i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      She and her husband are the major reason the Democrats are the party with more blame to bear for burying the Epstein files.

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      Yes but she has decorum, so she is the good team!

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        The only thing that protects the bad pedophiles is the good pedophiles.

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    Good Citizens of Tamriel MAGALand, welcome to the Arena!

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    It isn’t a metaphor when it’s literally real though.

    • BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca
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      real live things can be metaphors if you decide they are.

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        • Brummbaer@pawb.social
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          Is that Max Stirner?

        • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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          Real eyes realize real lies

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            how can we realize real lize if our eyes aren’t real

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    Idiocracy is here…

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      I first thought it was a warning. Then I realize it was a historical document.

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    Breads running out

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      We can just have double the circus, instead.

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    Pointless pearl clutching. Who the fuck cares what they do to a stupid old building? There’s a fucking genocide, Hilary

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    So we are just gonna forget about the trannie fake tits Biden had on the front lawn?

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