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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The real cost of flushing the toilet
9·15 hours agohow does one invest toilet flushing
i do it on a daily basid
i love that this is a popular enough meme that you could easily find it online but someone still chose to take a picture of a screen and crop it
You’re laughing? This is the largest automobile he could afford, and you’re laughing?
am I too old or is this too loud
what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my mom using her hot trophy wife charisma to get women for my dad to fuck:
6·2 days agoI’m sure there are some downsides. For example, uh, there could be… some risk of chapped lips with the extended physical activity if you don’t hydrate enough.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•& they keep looking at u to monitor ur reaction😰
18·3 days agoyeah I hate having to force laughter at childhood cancer
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•asked my parents to give these guys the green light. now there’s nothing holding them back anymore. i’m so excited, lol.
82·4 days agoI wish the doublest p for thee
they did sex on a grape
No, a lot of apes are pretty smart, and this one was likely tortured when it got things wrong until it got it right
It’s funny how I think cartoons from 10 years before are too old, and cartoons from 10 years after are too new, and everyone else experiences some variation of that depending on when they were born, and that all I’m left with is the feeling of time slipping away from me, like I was wrestling a greased up seal in a tub of oil
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me when I see @Victorz and @Chippys_mittens in the comment thread.
5·5 days agoi wanna see more butt suckin
I’ve been using dong. Is that the same as wang or hog category?
oh god please don’t doxx me like that. I don’t want hundreds of butts in my dms. That would be terrible
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my Lemmy modus operandi & why I end up deleting an account and making a new one
9·8 days agoyou could be a racoon for all we know
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my Lemmy modus operandi & why I end up deleting an account and making a new one
10·8 days agoThat’s exactly what Devin McTawnski from 1346 Landsdown Lane would say!
I do believe that would be more like a minotaur than a centaur

sounds ruff