Mondays are a terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.
11 is more than 3 😡
Humanity killed earth.
Humanity killed humans.
Earth will be fine
70-90% of earth’s animal species are slated for extention before the end of the century. Old growth forests can’t regrow in the same way after wildfires, insects are the foundation of all pther life and are facing extinction, the ocean is becoming too warm and acidic to support life causing mass die offs of oceanic flora&fauna. Earth might recover after a few dozen thousand years of evolution. But it will never be the same.
rewritten by machine on new technology
🎵 Internet killed the video star 🎵
🎵 Humanity killed the biodiversity star 🎵
Humans kill everything.
Also
Humans fuck everything.
Baby shoes worn’t
New Baby Shoes
It’s a pretty mundane story.
That’s no fart.
Confirmed
Today is Monday.
Trump is president
Trump’s President Again.
Trump’s Third Term
Trump’s not leaving
A sad story
I tested positive
Well, at least one thing in life going positive
:(
“Maaaaybe get tested…”
Cylinder is stuck
Read the news
(Works whether it’s pronounced present or past tense!)
That is just devious. No escape.
my dick hurts
My dick burns
My dick cinders.
My dick gone.
TBH that’s more funny than sad
how about this one?
my urethra itches
Again, sad for you only
Jar vs man
Who could forget such classics as “The piss drawer” and the “The poop sock”
almost, almost, nevermind
Hiroshimas per second.
Puppy died alone.
Change it to cat. Did that. :(
Oof good (bad) one
Benn there, done that. Fuck you.
