Tomorrow:

“I said I’d do it tomorrow. This is today now!”

*“What the fuck you think you’re doing?”

In the words of South Park, Pete Hegseth is a fuckin’ douche.

Technically illegal, but the people whose job it is to enforce it are Christofascists, so this is the result.

playing a “bubble pop” video game

Puzzle Bobble clone? looks it up

Puzzle Bobble clone.

Not according to them!

Well, that’s the name she gives; I don’t think it’s her real name.

I thought this was a joke edit until I looked up horsegiirl.

She presumably said it out loud, so who’s to say she didn’t have a space between the words?

“In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.”

I wish I could, Anne.

“Wear me, and your gardens will cover all of Middle Earth!”

“What? No! That’s stupid!”

“Look, dude, you’re not giving me much to work with here!”

How dare it try to eat food to survive!

I is for “imagine”

M is for “me”

A is for the letter “a”

G is for “gee!”

I is for…“imagine”

N is for “nice”

E is for “Egad!”

I said “imagine” twice!

And the photos must show you as the passive partner

So I guess you and your partner have to switch positions and each have a photo to get out of it. No two for one!

Pro Covid-12

IDCLIP in Doom II, IDSPISPOPD in Doom I (glad they changed that one!)

Seems too silly even for Star Wars. Maybe Rick & Morty.