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dude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Trump posts a picture of Jesus hugging him days after his AI-deity image drew widespread anger

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump posts a picture of Jesus hugging him days after his AI-deity image drew widespread anger

www.independent.co.uk

dude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Trump posts a picture of Jesus hugging him days after massive backlash
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Trump posted the picture to his Truth Social social media platform Wednesday morning with the message: ‘The Radical Left Lunatics might not like this, but I think it is quite nice!!! President DJT’
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    Is he getting jacked off?

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      In the one Iran posted to troll him, he’s having his head smashed in and tumbles into H-E-doublehockeysticks

      • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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        Took me a while to understand this means “hell”.

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          The ol’ heckeroonies

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          As a former child, welcome to 3rd grade 😂

          No offense though, it’s just one of those rites of passage that seems to be everywhere…until you find out it’s not.

          Though, maybe it’s an English thing? Idk

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            Northern American child I guess based on the sport?

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            I literally learned it from a Bloodhound Gang song. Never heard anything like it in the UK.

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              Wherever there’s trouble, we’re there on the double / We’re the Bloodhound Gang

              I think of it as somehow connected with 3… 2… 1… Contact!

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              That may be where it came from around here, I don’t know many songs by BHG so I never heard that one. Probably a classmate with an older sibling or something.

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                I hated them for being too juvenile/a joke band when I was younger, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve found some amusement in their music.

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        That’s basically what revelations says will happen to him. 1000 years in the lake of fire.

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          Always looking for an excuse to post my favorite Bible verse.

          What if your kid is drunk and lazy? What to do?

          18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
          19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
          20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
          21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die

          https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21%3A18-21&version=KJV

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            Well that escalated quickly.

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              well a rather unpleasant character is said to have written it

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      He’s getting the holy hand-job. Releasing the holy spirit.

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      By a doctor, apparently!

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        It’s a medicinal hand job. He was probably hysterical.

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      Look at the thumb-finger thing Jesus has in the original image. Not only is it AI generated, but Jesus would need three hands to be doing that.

      Look at the drooped shoulders of Trump and the slight inward angle of his stance, Trump is jacking off Jesus my guy, and Donny is absolutely loving it.

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        Well, we all know Jesus was well hung

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          spreads arms

          Hung like this

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      With the stress of his job if he wants a heavenly handjob every once in a while I say it’s the taxpayer’s job to pay for that.

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