Tomtits

Lo siento, no hablo español

Parilla guerilla

At least it didn’t happen before the check back

Verde Velvet

Make Americans Groan Again

Kid Rock and a raccoon cock

Is it for The Paloma Company?

How do you skin it though

You got any proof of that claim?

Pretty sure it’s inspiration comes from lots of events across history

Next, make biodiesel out of all the waste veg oil

Not the correct sort of fridge??

Ah, smeg

Well, we all know Jesus was well hung

Another one?!

That’s a great idea!

I know for a fact if I did that, I’d let go of the chuck after using it and the chord would retract and then the whole chuck and lanyard holder would fly off into the black hole of life

Is he getting jacked off?

Are you sure they weren’t MUG IDs?

Racoona Matata

I know you’re wanting to mod but you gotta get The Orange Box and play that