Seat save belts lives!

A racing car bed! Why didn’t I think of that?!

Like, superfluous shit like this is a great luxury to read, in a society where very little is really wrong. But we’re not there, and we’ve not been there. So it’s just another form of madness.

edit: and a proper shitpost, I mean.

No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.

I said have you ever given yourself a stranger?

I’m glad for another moon mission and all, but we should have fuckin shipyards and a sizeable colony there by now, if we we functioning properly.