This image does not make sense is he fucking the couch?

There wouldn’t be clearly delineated lines under the butt cheeks, the hands wouldn’t show up, they would just be part of the blob of the butt cheek imprint, and the “lips” would just be a single blob as well.

10/10 quality shitpost

I said have you ever given yourself a stranger?

Those hands belong to the sitter, the angles don’t make sense otherwise.