Sections in this article:
- The $725.32 Free Bread
- What’s the Point of the Article?
- What Celebrities Don’t Want You to Know
- Almost but Not Actually the Best Free Restaurant Bread in America
- What Is the “Best”?
- The Bread That Flies Through the Air
- The Bread of the Appalachian Dancing Bear
- The Restaurant in America That I Hate, That I Will Never Go Back to, That Has Made of Me an Enemy for Life Due to Its Psychotic Soda Policy
- The Chain-Restaurant Popularity Paradox
- The Best Free Restaurant Bread in America
Like, superfluous shit like this is a great luxury to read, in a society where very little is really wrong. But we’re not there, and we’ve not been there. So it’s just another form of madness.
edit: and a proper shitpost, I mean.