Whatever man. I live and work here, and my lived experience couldn’t be further than your selective hyperbole.

The Criminal Justice bill is 30 years old and was Tory legislation. I remember marching against it at the time, and I’ve attended countless raves since.

This wild idea perpetuated in the US that we live in some sort of Police State is absurd. Source: me, my friends and family and almost everyone I know who actually live here.

Keir was one of the few who (finally) stood up to that blustering man-child that you guys have. Labour are far, far from perfect, but to say they’re more right wing than UKIP is a seriously odd take.

Oh come on. The behaviour of the US leadership over the last 6 months cannot be upped in terms of stupid.

How so? We pushed back on that moronic cult leader that somehow has half the US in his thrall.We have socialised healthcare and a welfare state and we don’t have mass shootings.

I don’t really think losing underage-presenting incest porn is the smoking gun you guys think it is.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s a silly step and is another example of Keir pointlessly trying to woo a right wing media that fully despises him and has shareholder interest in his failure.

If he would just fucking wake up and learn that he doesn’t need to dance to their game, as proven by his popularity boost for not sucking Trump’s dick over Iran - despite the hate he got from the press.

Absolute nonsense. I dislike our government but all the other alternatives would shift us further right. I’m not a fan of Keir, but he’s pushed back on Trump’s mad war and, in terms of policy, Labour is the UKs most liberal mainstream party.

That’s just bollocks mate. What have we banned? Porn needs ID, yes that’s puritanical, but nothing a VPN can’t sort. We are NOTHING like the deep south.

Banning the step-sibling porn is weird AF, granted, but beyond poorly conceived and weirdly puritanical porn rules, I’d much rather have Keir in charge than that decaying, semi-literate lunatic half the US inexplicably worship.

Not a chance, sadly.