This one.

I’m not saying they aren’t. It’s still correct, though.

That doesn’t make what he said wrong.

They’re really not.

server cats

I tried to do that, but they wouldn’t let the cats in the colo.

Definitely sarcastic, but also, that is a traditional belief in that area.

Have you looked outside lately? Seen the news? It’s pretty god damned obvious.

The thing is they already know. The evangelicals in his inner circle are grooming him to be the beast from revelations so they can force start their end times prophesy. This is all deliberate and pointing it out is exactly what they want.

Nothing, but that’s kind of the point. The masses use them as sources of crucial information anyway.

Water isn’t like in the video games. It’s still a hard landing that you wouldn’t survive if you were going too fast. There’s just much more margin for error trying to hit the ocean vs. a plot of land.

They’ve never been good at naming things, but they now seem to be going out of their way to try to be the worst with the names of their software. For instance, they named the successor to the already generically named “remote desktop protocol” “windows app”.

Advocating is not illegal; inciting is.

Everyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Yeah, okay buddy.

Well, we don’t do it the way Dr. Kellogg first subscribed it. You’re supposed to do it as a punishment the first time you catch them in the act. It probably only stops them while they heal, but it will stop them.

You probably don’t want to know what he subscribed for girls in the same situation.

Actually a day is slightly longer than 2π since our orbit shifts the point of the circle that faces the sun each revolution.

Now the “station master’s” wife can come in and do nothing while the “secretary’s” husband does all the work.