Makes me think of how tragic it would feel to have gaming-style achievements IRL.
“Achievement unlocked: climb a tree for the last time.”
“What? No!”
“Achievement unlocked: face the futility of fighting entropy.”
“You stop that!”
“Achievement unlocked: Debate yourself on the internet by using a dated metaphor.”
Achievement unlocked: Make a stranger on the internet exhale through their nose in amusement
LMFAOrotflmao
Not hang from anything? How else am I supposed to get out of bed without hanging from my new
?I’m really hoping that by the time I get that old that they would’ve solved those aging thing already.
“I’m closer to 30 than to 20”
“But your under 30, right? Right?”
Too late. Already bought some thick long rope.
40 is enough. I hung in long enough to enjoy my retirement of swinging in peace.
