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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago

tech never works for long

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tech never works for long

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago
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    swap out those mechanicals windows for mechanical linux and then we’ll talk

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      I use Arch BTW.

      Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.

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        I thought Emacs is all you need?

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            Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.

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              Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

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                Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!

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          Incorrect, you need

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            https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

            According to this documentary, you’re wrong!

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        I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.

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      I am more of a hydraulic Linux person myself

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        You must feel compressed.

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          That’s pneumatic Linux, though.

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            Actually it’s GNUmatic Linux.

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          Likely not, the whole point of hydraulics is that the fluid is non-compressible!

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