USA btw… 👀
(Okay this is not seriously seeking advice, its in a shitpost community after all, just have fun in the comments xD)
They should increase their withholding by about $150/month.
They’d be happier if I stole 6 dollars from their bank every day and gave them a $2000 Red Envelope on Lunar News Years lmfao.
Uhh just draw a minus in front of the number with a sharpie.
nonono that doesn’t work, idiot!
you have to use inspect element!
me big brain 🤓
But that’s… hacking!
Not if they don’t know.
According to NZXT’s advertising partners, all your parents need to do is to win a Fortnite tournament, then they can afford it, easy.
Pay it in pennies
Feet pics
They should ask ChatGPT for tips on tax fraud.
“You’re really taking initiative here! Let’s consider how to invest those funds instead into vans full of fertilizer and punch up a manifesto!”
Have they considered flying to Virginia, finding the IRS HQ, robbing 1,870 different IRS agents of $1 each, and then paying the fine?
flying
IN THIS ECONOMY?
Roadtrip it is!
(Or they can be very frugal and walk there in 3 days… but that’s after April 15 and then the Taxman is big mad…
Biking maybe? xD)
Amtrak actually looks pretty reasonable
Amtrak is not bad at all for short trips. For a longer journey, forget about it. Try looking at travel from Boston to anywhere south of DC.
Yeah, I know, I live in Boston. The NE corridor subsidizes literally the entirety of the rest of the Amtrak network that isn’t profitable.
