I mean…in the year 2022 reddit awarded me the 1% award. I just went all year, making my own stupid little comments. I’m only on social media (reddit, and now lemmy) to entertain myself.
Then they gave me this award, and said I was in the top 1% of karma earners for the year.
I still don’t know if I should be proud, or ashamed of that.
American here! Yes please! Start with Cleveland! I live in Cleveland, and I live right on the lake. I’m like a jetski ride away from Canada! We’re practically family!
Plus…and this is the important part…GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE OF A COUNTRY!!!
He’s your problem now! No takebacks!
Hi, American here. Please never come here. While YOU would be mostly safe, we are still a dumpster fire.
Hi! This is a reply to you! Do you enjoy being social? These are words I am typing! WEEEEEEE!!!
Nobody got terrorized on the 97th through 110th floors of the world trade center either.
Fuck all the evil people
That’s like saying “Oh, hitler made a few bad moral choices…”
All of meta can be described as one massive series of bad moves.
I WANT to make friends with the crows. Crows are really really cool!
…but there’s no crows near me.
…are you still killing kids?
I’m just going to sit in the center, and barf everywhere, making a huge mess.
Took me waaaaay longer than it should have to realize “p. of c.” means “people of color”.
Still haven’t figured out if you’re censoring it, or if you think p. of c. is a faster way to abbriviate it.
Either way, that “shorthand” is stupid, and you should just write it out.
Targets for what??? Being brown? They need AI to confirm their racism? Was the old peter griffin white/not white chart not doing it for them anymore???
…ok, either you somehow have the ability to alter google results before I search for them, or this is some Bearenstein Bears Bullshit!
I SWEAR it was in 2012…wait, was Kony 2012 not in 2012? I remember them both happening in the same summer.
1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future!”
2026: “Oh…nonononononono. That would be far too dangerous. Not after 9/11.”
80: “9/11?”
26: “Yeah, they flew a bunch of planes into buildings, and blew up the pentagon, and the world trade center buildings, and an empty field in PA.”
80: “Why would they blow up an empty field?”
26: “Because those men and women inside that plane are HEROS!”
80: “I don’t understand…”
2020: “Hey guys!”
26: “Oh god! 1980, put this mask on. 2020 is here.”
80: “I don’t understand whats going on…”
2012 2016: "I just shot a gorilla, and altered the future!
20 and 26: “FUCK OFF 2012 2016!!!”
Well, that describes me…but can we not call it “blue maga”? Not loving that name.
I’m 42. People were stupid all the way back in the 80s.
And based on the fact that people believe in religion, I would go so far as to say people have always been idiots.
how do you think your parents happened
Based on my childhood, I assume some satanic conjuring spell was involved.
Are you sure it’s funny? I can’t tell. It’s censored.
I’m fairly sure I saw the same beheading video in 2003. I was convinced it was real. My one friend was convinced it was fake. Our other friend couldn’t decide.
Now, with hindsight, I’m STILL convinced it was real, but I’m wondering if what I saw was an early version of what would later become ISIS.
ISIS didn’t exist formally yet in 2003, but it’s not like they just came from nowhere. I’m fairly confident that I saw an early version of it with that beheading video.