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    I want to drive a 30 yr old 3 cylinder car from Japan, illegal.

    I want to sit around the fireplace and watch a scary movie. Illegal.

    I want to ride my e-bike down my local trail. Illegal.

    I want to modify my car and give it a little more pep. Illegal.

    I want to 3D print airsoft guns, play with my friends in the woods, and record the fights with my drone. Illegal.

    I want to let my kids run around at the park by themselves. Illegal.

    I want to try out some cheap Chinese EVs and phones. Illegal.

    I want to give myself glp1 drugs, but i didn’t want to pay $1000 for a dose, so i want to buy it overseas. Illegal.

    I think health insurance is to expensive and i want to not pay for it. Illegal.

    I want to do mushrooms in the privacy of my own home. Illegal.

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      give my car a little more pep

      you’re gonna need the specifics on this one. Attaching a jet engine to a car should be illegal, but on a cosmic scale, such speed would be infinitesimal.

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      I want to drive a 30 yr old 3 cylinder car from Japan

      Why?

      I want to sit around the fireplace and watch a scary movie. Illegal

      Doubtful

      I want to ride my e-bike down my local trail.

      Move to Denmark, the Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, or France. Sweden or Norway if you want to crash into a moose.

      I want to let my kids run around at the park by themselves

      Move to anywhere in Scandinavia, probably most other European countries

      I think health insurance is to expensive and i want to not pay for it

      I am once again asking you to move to Europe

      I want to do mushrooms in the privacy of my own home

      Move to the Netherlands, Jamaica, or Brazil

      Note in case it’s not obvious: I am aware that relocating across borders or even oceans can be very difficult and costly. I am being a flippant ass for comedic effect.

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        15 days ago

        I want an autozam AZ1. Because i like small cars.

        The fireplace one is local laws. We only have 2 days a year that we can burn wood. It’s it’s illegal most days.

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      I want to give myself glp1 drugs, but i didn’t want to pay $1000 for a dose, so i want to buy it overseas. Illegal.

      I’m not sure of the efficacy of the pills vs the injections, but in the USA you can get Wegovy pills for $149/month now, which AFAIK is roughly the same price as other countries.

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        It’s $149 of you don’t have insurance. I have insurance though Kaiser so i didn’t quality for that, and kiaser won’t give it to me.

        So i pay $36k a year for insurance for drugs they won’t give me, and i can’t afford the drugs because i didn’t qualify for the “no insurance” coupons.