What is that pastry thing?
Looks like a bulk manufactured crustless peanut butter jelly sandwich.
WTF.
God, if you’re listening, now would be a good time for another flood.
what do you think the polar ice caps melting is?
Inevitable :-(
Uncrustable
I think that’s a Catholic communion wafer
Before or after the jesusficiation?
Spoiler alert: they look the same before and after
Not at all, one is Jesus the other is just bread. I think if you have high enough levels in Catholicism you can tell the difference.
Also if you stick a knife in it and it bleeds it might me Jesus infested, but Catholics don’t like that. They used to kill people for doing that, so consider your surroundings when attempting this.
Bread is a generous description of those things.
It’s a loofah. This is how the kids hint Mon she needs a shower.
And that isn’t even alcohol. It’s Snapple peach tea.
Something kind of beautiful about the prep time required for the Whisky Ball juxtaposed against the absolute peak of laziness that is the Uncrustable.
Unless they’ve got one of fridges that just make ice balls…
Or a ball shaped ice mould.
Oh, I thought it was a paratha or maybe a dumpling
The fact that the Uncrustable is getting soggy is deeply upsetting.
What’s the thing attached to the glass?
An Uncrustable. Pre-packaged peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Good God. The hubris of humans knows no bounds.









