The rice was cooked in turkey stock I made from a free turkey.
I didn’t have any teriyaki sauce so I made some. It’s not as cost effective as buying it. It costs about three dollars to make 2/3 of a cup. But I can make it with stuff I already keep on hand and know that it’s not made with cheap stuff or end up throwing away most of a bottle in the future.
Cost per person: $2 plus $1.25 for the dollar store egg roll.



Binge Uncle Roger fried rice videos. You will, at the very minimum, learn new ways to mess up fried rice. But you might also figure out how to perfect it.
But, as I told my wife today, “it’s not fried rice. There is no egg.” But it is a very close cousin of fried rice. Lol
Id like to see Uncle Roger cook a dish on his own. He’s a comedian. I don’t think he can cook. Like maybe something basic.
He’s a restaurant owner and chef. He can cook.