(And couchfucker.)
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If this is not art, I don’t know what is.
Thanks, I definitely see the parts where my give-a-shit wears off but I have fun with it. Here’s a version with no text:


A pedo protector
A Couch Fucker
Maybe he likes really young couches
Give the man some credit ffs, he also became world’s most famous coach fucker.
You mean he’s fucked coaches AND couches?
“Put me in, Couch!” - JD, probably.
The Vance touch: everything he touches dies. (He should visit Putin next, maybe even Xi Jinping)
Short list of people he should pay a visit to:
Putin Xi Jinping MBS Netanyahu Erdogan Aliyev The new Khamenei Kim Jung Un A full tour of Afghanistan so he could meet all the Taliban elite Lukashenko
This list is incomplete, if anybody got a name drop it.




