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minus-squarePacattack57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·5 days agoExcept this time? They were defeated by the Naruto run.
minus-squareBradleyUffner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoWere they? President Dipshit is still alive and uninjured, isn’t he?
minus-squarePacattack57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·5 days agoThey don’t really know who he was after but he got through the security checkpoint by running past it…hardly seems like highly trained bodyguards if merely running can get you past them.
minus-squareBradleyUffner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-25 days agoYou’ve got a point. Real body guards would have shot him as he was sliding out of his mamma’s birth canal.
Except this time? They were defeated by the Naruto run.
Were they? President Dipshit is still alive and uninjured, isn’t he?
They don’t really know who he was after but he got through the security checkpoint by running past it…hardly seems like highly trained bodyguards if merely running can get you past them.
You’ve got a point. Real body guards would have shot him as he was sliding out of his mamma’s birth canal.