Tanis Nikana

Better late than never, I suppose. They got some making up to do.

The New York Post is less valuable than toilet paper, and Trump can’t read one and doesn’t use the other.

Good for him. World needs more doctors.

I mean, Mamdani is an immigrant and he’s fixing all the shit in his domain. Can we swap Thiel for another one of him?

Well, if we can jail two pedophiles, can we jail all of them?

I would trade Ghislaine Maxwell for noted pedophile DONALD JOHN TRUMP, he can go to jail instead.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Fucking hell I wanna see it.

I use a cane to walk and I’ve got a fair bit of brain damage, but I’m still working cause I’m not retirement age yet.

I can’t help but feel like he did it on purpose to reduce the prominence of other news.

Everyone liked this.

A mondegreen that I’ve been trying to get fixed for a while now:

In “Little Melancholy” by Tessa Rose Jackson, it’s written:

Call me conflicted, call me undone
I’ve been in rough water more than a monster
Older now I’ve learned everyone bleeds
A little broken, little melancholy

https://genius.com/Tessa-rose-jackson-and-ffm-little-melancholy-lyrics

And I’m absolutely positive the song is actually

Call me conflicted, call me undone
I’ve been in rough water more than once
Still holding on, I’ve learned everyone bleeds
A little broken, little melancholy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_raMq5DH-Fg

HORMUZ HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE OPEN OF STRAIT IS NOW PASSAGE FOR IRAN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY ABSOLUTE COCKNOBBERY. PRESIDENT (seeing my own name is the only way I can jizz) DONALD JOHN TRUMP

I don’t play AI slop.

cow detangler

I’m so posthumously proud of them. Real men of convictions they are.

ass-wisdom

In the future, all art is tattooed on fat guys in the Louvre.

This dude knows what’s up.

I grew up speaking Japanese. I know this already.

I’m choosing to believe that rather than explaining my own language back to me, that you’ve made that comment for the sake of audience notes, so people who don’t speak Japanese can follow along from the comfort of their own toilets.

Otherwise it’s kinda cringe.

I just do in English what I’d do in Japanese: see turtle? If feets, land turtle. If flippers, sea turtle.

🐢

I don’t seem to ever get corrected, chewed out, or bitched at when I call the animal with shell and legs a turtle, and I talk about turtles a lot. More than you’d ever know.