cooking human beings

Definitely not kosher.

“The Droste Effect is the name for a picture which contains a smaller image of itself, which in turn contains a smaller image of itself, etc.”

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droste_effect

Yuh know… that every time I try to go to where I really wanna be – it’s already where I am, cuz I’m already theeerre. 🎶

To your point -

If a friend texted me the same picture and question, I would do exactly what you described. Try to give a calculated guess that wouldn’t change.

Unless I was lazy and Googled it.

Google’s carbohydrate tool says 8g, then the AI overview goes on to contradict that by saying “A standard cheese sandwich typically contains between 25 and 35g.”

What a weird response.

I had to double-check the definition of bootlicker to see if it changed. I’m not sure how it applies to pointing out how scummy it is to wish death upon a stranger. I’m not offended, just bummed that combative people like you have stumbled onto Lemmy.

How to use “Solomon’s paradox” to give yourself good life advice

Being too close to a problem makes it hard to analyze without an outsider’s perspective. If I don’t have an outsider nearby or within friendnapping distance, I use the Rubber Ducky Debugging technique.

Stuck? Ask a Rubber Duck!

Practicing self-compassion makes it less awkward to treat yourself as amazingly as you treat those around you.

You met a fella and ten minutes later told the Internet you want him dead. Classy af.

Feed the chickens nothing but semen and see if that changes anything.