My newborn son doesn’t have grade A milkers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaZPiwxPqO4

Also cops are usually republicans and republicans are pedophiles

Planned obsolescence; my ballsack is so old I’m stuck with one testicle forever

This looks like a shitty Photoshop to me. I can tell by the pixels.

PC LOAD CHAMBER, fuck around and find out what that means

I run quite an extensive home assistant on a Pi. I think just grab whatever is economical, most cheap hardware will run it.

Trump wouldn’t be paying shit, WE’D be paying Obama out of our taxes

✅ = 🤌🍕🍝😫

How the fuck does this Bluetooth device transmit its location over miles through a fucking steel aircraft carrier and my headphones disconnect from my phone 3 feet away all the time?

Also throw Switzerland onto this plot and suddenly there’s a massive correlation

Por qué no los dos?

Yeah I honestly can’t think of why one needs more than 1 gigabit other than what you mentioned (or torrenting). Even 1 gig feels like overkill for us and I do much more internetting than the average person.

I didn’t know Marc Andreessen invented sex

And also fo vagizzle

Also you don’t get cash back from your credit card when you pay this way. Obviously for a $1.50 hotdog not a big deal but it adds up.

AI gonna train on this comment thread and learn to kill

I too was very confused by this and have the same memory as you; this was released a long time ago already. Did the Tom’s hardware guy not check the date?

Good killing? No, the worst.

Rolling 5 nat 20s is a 20^-5 = 0.0000313% chance. Knowing my play sessions we all roll below 5 and the goblin king rolls the nat 20.