When did Spiderman’s friend become the ceiling of sex?
When he was promoted from CFO of sex
Thank you,that was just the information I was looking for.
will this update be available to all, or only newer models?
Planned obsolescence; my ballsack is so old I’m stuck with one testicle forever

maybe if you appeal personally they’ll give you a few extra just for funzies
I absolutely fucking love that this guy became the CEO of Sex. Emphasis on fucking love.
Damn crazy, this is like only a week after they released 4th hole. CEO of sex is hitting it hard.
I hear sex is heading for an IPO
Can CEO of sex finally remove the insane level of lockdown to grant root access to change different parameters in the brain?
Like even just changing processing priority or dopamine generation from it?
Just changing basic settings? Why the hell do the settings have to be so locked down? Security issues?For a .99 dlc, it’ll make the “chk-chuck” sound when you reload
Who is that guy? I mean IRL. I’ve seen many memes with him (?) as the CEO of sex.
It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.
that’s just his day job
Remember, swapping to your secondary cock is always faster than reloading
i wish they’d told me this during the war
The fuck does that sentence even mean?
I don’t get it
Can you read? The CEO of sex is dropping a third testicle for quicker reload
Been waiting for this to drop for a long time
Some are still waiting on the first pair to drop 😅
That’s nice, Mr. CEO, but is it still gonna be quicker to switch to a sidearm? There are a lot of balance implications to this change
Thanks CEO of Sex!









