The future: “Why didn’t we fight harder to stop Chinese Imperialism?”

“Because every said to do so was American Imperialism.”

Lol, I’m not sure what’s worse. Using an LLM to summarize and article for you, or not even reading the article and assuming you know the contents by the title. Fucking people…

I mean… good? Don’t be a government and give money to a church? S E P A R A T E.

Could be worse, he could have called upon Brother Maynard to read from the Book of Armaments…

Ranking of Kings. Damn. What a show. Truly something special. It made me a better person.

Doing all wrong. You have to start with the penthouses and corporations. If their life is easier, then everyone below them gets it easier, too. If you make it too easy for the workers they’ll just get lazy.

Neither have I, lady, but you don’t hear me holding press conferences about it.

Yeah, but… think about it. We haven’t seen the girl. What if she was, like, REALLY hot? A complete fucking smoke show. 10/10. One of the ones you might sneak into a dressing room at beauty pageant to see. Or maybe even hop on a private plane to meet on some luxurious island. Or even carry across state lines. I don’t think we should pass judgement on this man until we determine if he was a pedophile, a pedophile, or a pedophile.

Edit: Also, if reading the first few lines of this post made your stomach twist a little, then you are one of the good ones. Keep it up. The world needs more of you and less of this douche nozzle.

Listen, I’m trying to doomscroll, not read my psych eval.

I really believe audiobooks are slowed down to pad runtime so people feel better about spending $30 on a 7 hour book that should be 4. I listen at 2x speed because 1-1.5 feels like it’s crawling by. The only time I slow it down is for technical non-fiction discussing science and math. Otherwise, full speed ahead.