This has deep vein thrombosis / pulmonary embolism written all over it.
Basically blood doesn’t circulate in the lower extremities because of the distance from the heart - when it stagnates for too long it starts to clot.
Then a chunk of the clot breaks off, follows larger and larger veins until it gets to the heart, gets sent smaller vessels in the lungs until it can’t fit and becomes lodged.
Really should sleep horizontally.











This makes me realize I have no idea what poppyseed actually tastes like. I’ve had lemon poppyseed muffins/bread, which are delicious, but just taste like lemon - the poppyseed gives it a nice fine crunchy texture, but doesn’t make any detectable impact on the taste.
…and now I’m second-hand annoyed at OP’s situation of finding a product that promises to highlight that taste, but turns out to be more false fucking advertising.
I want the thing pictured in the wrapper!
Then again… random piss tests… probably not worth it.