poor little guy was rendered completely insane by an evil wizard casting the spell of forlorn encystment on him

At least the firing squad is a dignified way to go. Way prefer to get shot five times at once than get lethal injection

They keep saying this, and perhaps one beautiful day we will be able to make them work 12 hours a day in the mines

gagarin just parachuted out of a plane and told that farmer he went to space

The last time an elite pedophile faced consequences in the UK was when the IRA blew up Mountbetten