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This one took me a second. You’re not the one fingerprinting, other people are. It’s worse for the fingerprinters, better for you. “Worse for fingerprinting” means it’s more difficult to use as a fingerprint

More generic and therefore worse for fingerprinting. Though that’s only because it’s built in and standardized.

Which makes me want to say things that would get me banned for multiple reasons.

That article pissed me off. They never state the intended solution despite mentioning its existence. Clickbait is the worst

You’re right, and I was just joking. Enjoy tomatoes double-hard for me! They used to be my favorite, until they turned on me.

I can’t, tomatoes make me die :(

But I’m not one to reject a dare so I’ll go borrow a bit from a nei

Thank you, tiny communists in my phone

The cheapest pasta sauce is fine as long as you’re willing to fix it. More garlic, spices, salt, cooking down, or adding water. The solution varies.

They can, but usually don’t. I’ve heard of systems being vulnerable to attack when resource usage is completely maximized. They can definitely cover up an intrusion or test a botnet, though, and I suspect this was a botnet test. Mastodon users overwhelmingly strike me as not worth unmasking. (And that’s a good thing)

That’s Mr. Rule to you!

For all we know, they achieved their goal, irrespective of .social’s uptime.

“Comrade Mao Vissarionovich Tito-Castro the four headed titan, feller of remuneration” sounds cute and comfy

I’d like to go on the record as saying

Quote from imprisoned man

“What are you gonna do, imprison me?”

Trans people are current or former FEDS?? And lesbian couples are PARTNERS???

What?? It’s grown even more than I expected. It was at like 150 votes when last I checked

I can’t eat bread anymore, but the egg wash on that dog’s face would inevitably compel me to take a bite. That’s a good looking dog face

I’m not convinced it did happen. His last words were literally making light of gun violence. If I read this in a book, I’d say it was too on-the-nose