They have pepsi in Italy. There are some differences in what is allowed in American food vs European food but none of them would explain bloating or laziness. You may have some digestive issues because I don’t get those symptoms when eating American pasta or pizza unless I eat way too much.

Every generation says this about the next generation’s slang. The world has moved on from you, you should accept that.

Don’t feel grief for this time a year from now.