LumpyPancakes

Would have been fun if the new guy was called Pine.

Now I’m picturing the hand asking how many fingers it’s holding up.

You’ve got a Prius. A shame it’s a bit crook by the sound of it, but it’s great to have a hybrid.

Maybe put the words into an array instead of a string?

Got any pets? They’re more understanding than people sometimes.

Being weird is cool.

Emotions don’t always reveal their sources.

I just dropped my phone on my face.

Grieving is natural and necessary.

Ni!

“She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.”