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That’s why I don’t use those platforms
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news@lemmings.world•Jimmy Kimmel delivers epic punch to Vance who claimed Trump’s Jesus post was a jokeEnglish
9·2 days agoYou could choose not to watch his content, that might aleve your symptoms.
I would squeeze prematurely and do a surprise rabbit Jackson Pollock on my shoes
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Technically we’re all space travelers. And how you call your dog is nobodies business. If you download a couple of movies (and maintain a proper ratio) you are a pirate.
Oh yeah if you want to oppose an evil regime all it takes is to say something negative shit warmongering old fascists and you’re a rebel.
No need to do the drugs for that.
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Political Videos@lemmy.world•Iranian embassy's response to Trump's Jesus postEnglish
5·2 days agoRather lit, one might say
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politics @lemmy.world•Mike Johnson Says Pope Was Asking for ItEnglish
3·2 days agoThe arousal was so strong even the son joined in the field masturbation, only for them to discover a deep seated incest fetish.
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politics @lemmy.world•Mike Johnson Says Pope Was Asking for ItEnglish
301·2 days agoSuch a sexy dress, he made Mike fail his masturbation pact.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump apparently thinks soda kills cancer cells because ‘it kills grass’English
142·3 days agoI don’t really need more ‘news’ stating that Trump is retarded.
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Politics@sh.itjust.works•Ships Defy U.S. Navy Blockade in the Strait of Hormuz.English
3·3 days agoTime for Samuel L Jackson
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news@lemmings.world•DOJ moves to dismiss Jan. 6 convictions against 12 former Proud Boys, Oath KeepersEnglish
2·3 days agoDonny needs his Sturm Abteilung
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about itEnglish
6·3 days agoReads like Narcissus being frustrated…
Not this shit again
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Akasazh@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Trump threats cause dilemma for US officers: disobey orders or commit war crimesEnglish
1·10 days agoIrl Milgram experiment


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