at least he himself is trying to “live fearlessly” by sending that joke to a woman who is probably already cramping her way through a bloody day
Can we print these phrases on condoms?
Be unstoppable.
😬
Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don’t give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
I mean, it would increase sales. But that’s because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + ‘lightsaber’ = pissed off adults
I had an 18 year old boyfriend steal one because he thought it was candy, so no change there.
I could understand an 8 year old. But 18!
The crinkling set him off. In his defence I did hide my candy from him.
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
I was not red-y for that this morning
We’ve all been there. Do you need me to go grab something for you?
Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
but one has a capsaicin-saturated core.
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
I read “be unemployed” on the last one 🤣🤣
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
/s
All jokes aside. I’m growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I’m sure that’s the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again…)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. “No one can feel all that. They will explode”
That’s me right now and my blocked nostril just switched jobs with my runny nostril, is this a good sign?
Why am I in this comic?
We all are at some point
Thought we’d get one last picture before you died
“Work like a champion” fuck you!
Time to get glasses
