My old copy of SMB deluxe on the game boy color was my latest subject for battery replacement. Shame the file got wiped, as IIRC it had stickers or stationary or something that you could write messages on that middle school me probably messed around with.
edit: also this is in fact my original GBA from 2001. Yay for AA batteries!
Why the fuck does Peach need rescue if she has a better score than Mario???
She doesn’t need rescue. She just wants to hang with Bowser from time to time but Mario is a controlling jealous partner and can’t have that.
I’m just reading the whole world fall apart and then suddenly some Mario fanfiction. Thank you, I needed that. Fuck you mario