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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

WTF is this???

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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    Turn it off! Every blinker has a limited number of blinks, and do you know how much a BMW dealer will charge to refill it?

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        “organic synthetic” is a nice touch. Reminds me of seeing “organic” salt somewhere

    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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      its $250 for a chevy

  • ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world
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    Just ignore it man. Mines been doing that for months.

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    This is Tesla’s now. Fuckin Nazi’s hate turn signals.

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      or any pick up truck driver

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    BMW used to be king arsehole of UK roads, back in the 1990s. This mantle was usurped by Audi in the new millennium but not everywhere it seems.

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      It’s OK this meme is from the 1990s

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Now it’s tesla

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      In the US I’d say its a pretty tight race still. I quite literally laugh every time I see a BMW turn or change lanes without signaling. Which makes the average drive quite funny.

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    To me this joke should be about Teslas, not BMW…

    Just based on what im seeing when driving. I was starting to think that Tesla made that function very difficult to use or something.

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      Newer Teslas have the turn signals as buttons on the steering wheel

      (As well as an official $500 “retrofit” traditional stalk and steering wheel)

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        That seems super annoying to use actually. It all makes sense now.

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          You have to take your eyes off the road to figure out if Top or Bottom is Left or Right until you got used to that asinine design.

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            Yeah, and to people used to reading left to right and top to bottom, it would arguably be MUCH more intuitive for Left to be first/on top…

            I’m thinking this might be one of the few design choices where Musk actually DID have some input.

            • diaphragm w*rkplace@lemmy.today
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              Ion Mask has Dissociative Identity Disorder??? that’s insane

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        They don’t even have some kind of raised tactile button. It looks like a shitty toy button.

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      I’ve read someone complain that on the models where it’s on capacitive buttons, the wheel is supposed to vibrate to confirm but it’s not always possible to feel it in motion. So yes, you are correct.

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        I’m sorry, capacitive buttons for a turn signal‽

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          Yes. They are selling the stalks (but one can only purchase it via the app because of fucking course) for the models in question.

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            Well that shouldn’t be legal. I swear, Nader could write a sequel to his famous book these days.

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        Aha, interesting. Yeah I figured there must be a reason. :)

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      Teslas likes hypermiling in the left lane or left lane camping.

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    Yes, this is very dangerous. With BMW, Mercedes and Audi, leaving this light on for more than 3 ticks will cause an explosion. That’s why you never see these brands using their turn signal.

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    “What is that useless pedal to the left of the accelerator for?”

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      That’s the break check peddle. You press it really hard on the highway to make sure that the person behind you has good breaks.

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    Looks suspicious. You should immediately pull off on the right shoulder.

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    Typical bmw driver, checks out

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    Just turn right, it’ll go away.

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    its a alternative check engine light.

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      Can’t be. Just got car back from repair shop.

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        maybe your car is getting too hot

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    Bro you’re loaded, isn’t that a monthly subscription like heated seats?

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    Check your blinker fluid 🧐

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    I once asked a friend to what common technical fault (motor, bearings etc.) bmw cars usually start breaking. “Usually, BMWs are rolled around lightposts in the winter, so they never really break.” Was his answer. I’m still gobsmacked of his honesty. xD

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